CharmEye55 on pottermorenobody-likes-you-when-you-re-23:
Noight - night
Toime - time
Yeeeeaad - head
Oim - I’m
Sawkward - this awkward
Sawry - sorry
Toidal - tidal
Baaaayd - Bad
Awl - all
Yeww - youVyolunce - violence
Awli - Holly
Bfaur - Before
Mey - Me
Awlwai - always
Rawng - wrong
Maaaad - mad…for non Blink -182 fans
(via not-funnier-in-enochian)
The noor on your face is so bright I’m going to install solar panels to save money on the electricity bill when we get married
(via ismilejust4you)